Hey kids? End of Hot Orgoth Summer a drag? Well don’t sweat it! We have the solution for you! Just wrap your thighs around a tarask, mount up, squeeze, and ride that beast til it gives in! You just need to strap it on and saddle up! And with that pintle-mounted harpoon, every beach bash will be a real dragshow! So go buy your taraskadon today!*
*Hot pants not included
